Today we are going to share some of the funniest notepad pranks with you . These pranks are totally harmless and you can share them with your friends without any fear. Follow The steps given below to create a harmless funny virus with your notepad.
Steps To Create a harmless funny virus :
Virus 1 : Continuously Ejects your the CD-ROM :
This trick will create a code in your PC which will continuously eject all the connected Optical drives. Even if you put them back , it will pop them out again and again .
Step 1 : Copy the below given code and paste it in your Notepad .
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop
Step 2 : Save that file with ” .vbs ” extension i.e as ” Harmless.vbs ” . You can save it with what ever name you want .
Step 3 : Double click on the file to open . I hope you will be impressed a lot with this awesome trick.
To stop it :
=>Open your task manager by pressing ctrl+ alt+ del .
=> Go to the process tab and select the wscript.exe .
=> Now click on end process.
Virus 2 : Make a Fake Virus Batch File:
This is also a funny virus prank that I recently came across . The best thing about this prank is that it resembles an original virus attack . Just try it by yourself to see whats happens.
Step 1 : Open Notepad .
Step 2 : Copy and paste the below code in your notepad .
cls :A color 0a cls @echo off echo Wscript.Sleep echo Wscript.Sleep 5000>C:sleep5000.vbs echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:sleep3000.vbs echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:sleep4000.vbs echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:sleep2000.vbs cd %systemroot%System32 dir cls start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs echo Deleting Critical System Files… echo del *.* start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs echo Deletion Successful! start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo: echo: echo: echo Deleting Root Partition… start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo del %SYSTEMROOT% start /w wscript.exe C:sleep4000.vbs echo Deletion Successful! start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo: echo: echo: echo Creating Directory h4x… cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuPrograms mkdir h4x start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs echo Directory Creation Successful! echo: echo: echo: echo Execution Attempt 1… start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs echo cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartuph4x echo start hax.exe start /w wscript.exe C:sleep3000.vbs echo Virus Executed! echo: echo: echo: start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo Disabling Windows Firewall… start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo Killing all processes… start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo Allowing virus to boot from startup… start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo: echo: echo Virus has been successfully executed ! start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs echo: echo Have fun! start /w wscript.exe C:sleep2000.vbs pause shutdown -s -t 10 -c " Your computer is on the way to hell. Better luck next time :-P . "
Step 3 : Save this file with ” .bat ” extension i.e as ” Joke.bat ” .
Step 4 : Double click on the file to open .
I Hope You All Like It . Share your views in form of comments ….
Really helpful post . thnkx for posting this 🙂
how to remove that?
To stop this virus you just need to stop that process. Just click “Ctrl+Alt+Del” and enter “task manager” and click on the process with name same as that file name for example “virus.bat” in this article.
Is the computer supposed to shut down??
No, it just shows warning.
I tied it on myself and it scared the shit out of me because when i ended the process the “sleep” files were still there. xD
please i can’t remove the 2nd one on my system.
please mail me oopeyemi13@yahoo.com for solution
it’s my sister’s laptop and she will kill me for sure
plsssssssssssssss
anticipating your positive/prompt reply
omg it keeps opening my disk tray
Hey Ope,
Just Restart your system in safe mode, It will fix it.